rgh i cant work tumblr when i’m drunk im like
every time i see pictures of this sculpture i wonder why people crop out the best part
BOTH THESE GOATS ARE POPPIN ROCK SOLID BONERS
I legitimately have the greatest man. We got super drunk last night and I was feeling pretty confident in myself so I started talking to some girls and he was just so happy for me that I was letting my inner lady lover out. I usually suppress that part of me since I really have no self-assurance…
Now imagine your entire life is about 2-6 years.
Now imagine the people sitting next to you are crying the whole time and telling you they don’t want to die.
Now imagine they execute you at the end of the flight, but not before you watch them execute the people next to you.
Now imagine how easy it is to say “no thanks” to an extra piece of bacon on your triple cheeseburger, you soulless goblins.
i have no time for you if you don’t like this movie
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
Yesterday in Thailand, riot cops yield to peaceful protesters by removing barricades AND their helmets in a shocking gesture of solidarity.
once again he is 100% correct